I'll Make A Saxton Out Of You

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Blus
Did they send me Medics
When I asked for Scouts
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Saxton
out of you

Tranquil as a Spy
But a Soldier within
Once we find the intel
We are sure to win
You're all a bunch of spineless
pathetic maggot
And you haven't got a crit
Somehow I'll make a saxton
out of yo

(Scout) I'm never gonna catch
the point
(Sniper) Say good-bye my mum and dad
(Demo-man) Boy, was I a fool in school
for drinking before Gym!
(Medic) This gots him yikes to death!
(Spy) Hope he notice, find then shoot me!
(Pyro) HU HUU RUUHH HU HO HOO HIM

(To be a Saxton!)
You must be fast like sprinting scout!
(To be a Saxton!)
With all the charge of the rocket jumper!
(To be a Saxton!)
With all the strength
of a hungry heavy!
Mysterious as the
identity of the pyro!

Enemies are racing towards us
with 5 heavys!
Get a medic soon
And you may survive
You're too scrawny for the fill of war!
So pack up, drive home
you're through
How could I make a sexton out of you!

(To be a Saxton!)
We must be swift as
the coursing river

(To be a Saxton!)
You must be fast like sprinting scout!
(To be a Saxton!)
With all the charge of the rocket jumper!
(To be a Saxton!)
With all the strength
of a hungry heavy!
Mysterious as the
identity of the pyro!